Joke:Jewish Mothers  

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1/31/2006 10:48 am

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Joke:Jewish Mothers


What if these people had Jewish mothers?

MONA LISA'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"After all the money your father and I spent on braces, this
you call a smile?"

CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS' JEWISH MOTHER:
"I don't care what you've discovered, you didn't
call, you didn't write!

MICHELANGELO'S JEWISH MOTHER:

"A ceiling you paint? Not good enough for you the walls like
the other children? Do you know how hard it is to get
that schmutz off the ceiling?"

NAPOLEON'S JEWISH MOTHER:
" Your're not hiding your report card? Show
me! Take your hand out of your jacket and show me!"

ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"Again with that hat! Why can't you wear a baseball cap like the
other kids?"

GEORGE WASHINGTON'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"Next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you
can kiss your allowance good-bye!

THOMAS EDISON'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"Okay, so I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb.
Now turn it off already and go to sleep!"

PAUL REVERE'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"I don't care where you think you have to go, young man,
midnight is long past your bedtime!"

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"Your senior photograph and you couldn't you have done

something with your hair?"

MOSES' JEWISH MOTHER:
"Desert schmesert!! Where have you really
been for the last forty years?"

BILL GATES JEWISH MOTHER:
"It would have killed you to become a doctor?"

BILL CLINTON'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"Well, at least she was a nice Jewish girl, that Monica!!!"

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