Joke: The Donkey  

HardNhorneee 52M
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1/31/2006 10:54 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Joke: The Donkey


One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The
animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried
to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the
animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up
anyway. It just wasn't worth it to retrieve the
donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and
help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to
shovel dirt into the well.

At first, the donkey realized what was happening and
cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he
quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer
finally looked down the well. He was astonished at
what he saw.

With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey
was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and
take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to
shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it
off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was
amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the
well and happily trotted off!

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of
dirt.

The trick to getting out of the well is to shake the
dirt off and take a step up.

Each of our troubles is a stepping stone.

We can get out of the deepest wells just by not
stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a
step up.

Remember the five simple rules to being happy:
1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.
3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.
4. Give more
5. Expect less

NOW --------



Enough of that crap.

The donkey later came back, and bit the sh*t out of
the farmer who had tried to bury him. The gash from
the bite got infected, and the farmer eventually died
in agony from septic shock.

MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:
When you do something wrong, and try to cover your
ass, it always comes back to bite you.
You have two choices...smile and close this page, or
pass this along to someone else to spread the fun. I
know what I did!!

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