HardNhorneee 52M
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1/31/2006 11:01 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm


An old farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court,
the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde. "Didn't
you say at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" asked the lawyer.

Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I
had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the......"

"I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted.
"Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident,
"I'm fine!'?"

Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the
trailer and was driving down the road...." !

The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am
trying to establish the fact that at the scene of the accident, this man
told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now
several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I
believe he is a fraud.
Please tell him to simply answer the question."

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's
answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say
about his favorite mule, Bessie."

Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded, " I was
sayin', I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer
and was drivin' her down the highway when this huge semi ran the
stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one
ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurtin' real bad
and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moanin' and groanin'. I
knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.

Real soon a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie
moanin' and groanin', too. So, he went over to her. After he looked
at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the
Patrolman came across the road, gun in hand, looked at me, and said,
'How are YOU feeling?'

"Now what the hell would you say?"

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