I will survive...  

HardNhorneee 52M
127 posts
10/11/2005 11:26 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

I will survive...


I Will Survive ... (music please)

At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches Lord I almost died,
But I'd spent oh so many yrs just waiting for a man that
long,
That I grew strong,
And I knew that I could take you on. . .

But there you are,
Another lie,
I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French
fry,
I should have known that it was bullshit,
Just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those
jeans.

Go on now go,
Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only
4,
Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you
out,
Don't you know we' re only joking when we say size
doesn't count.

(Chorus)

I will survive, I will survive,
Cos as long as I have batteries,
My sex life is gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex with a handful of latex,
I will survive, I will survive. ! . .hey . hey

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud,
But to hell with all your ego's and to hell with all your
needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin for a cordless multispeed,

Go on now go,
Just make a dash, Last time I saw a prick that small was watching
Gladstone run nude hash,
I should have asked for confirmation,
Should have asked for referees,
Then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winky thing
at me.

Go on now go,
Just hit the track,
Don't you bring me home no tiddlers,
Cos I'll always throw them back,
The only thing that I could do with a prick as small as yours,
Is to stick it with a tooth pick
Dip it in tomato sauce.

(Chorus)

Go on now go,
Get out of my sight,
I'm going back to my appliance,
Cos I know it's length is right,
And if I ever see your tiny tockley at my door,
You'll be counting up your inches as you pick them off
the floor.

Go on now Go!

(no harm, no foul, pls... just coudln't resist sharing
this.)

TheRealThing655 48F
9558 posts
10/25/2005 1:40 pm

I Love this! Thanks for all the humor...it is great!!


HardNhorneee 52M

10/27/2005 11:11 am

My pleasure!


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