Humor - The Grievance  

HardNhorneee 52M
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7/15/2005 3:00 pm

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Humor - The Grievance

The Grievance
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the >following reasons:
I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I do not get weekends or public holidays off
I work in a damp environment
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperature
My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep after brief work periods
You do not always follow the orders of the management team
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations
You do not take initiative- you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
You will retire well before youre 65
You are unable to work double shifts
You dont always follow safety precautions-such as wearing the correct protective coat
You sometimes leave the designated work area before you have completed the assignment And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious bags

Sincerely, the Management

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