Humor- THESE ARE ACTUAL NEWSPAPER ADS!  

HardNhorneee 52M
127 posts
5/18/2005 5:14 pm

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Humor- THESE ARE ACTUAL NEWSPAPER ADS!


FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little
dog. Bites

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky
neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog

FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out
a

while..better be a reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby

GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer
$300

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call
Stephanie.

(AND THE BEST ONE)

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia
Britannica. 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer
needed, got married
last month. Wife knows everything

rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
5/18/2005 6:04 pm

I disagree.
The wedding dress is far superior.


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