Humor- Idiot sightings  

HardNhorneee 52M
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7/30/2005 12:32 pm

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Humor- Idiot sightings


IDIOTS IN SERVICE:
This week, My phone went dead and I had to contact the telephone repair
people. They promised to be out between 8 a.m. and 7 p.m. When I
asked if they could give me a smaller time window, the pleasant gentleman
asked, "Would you like us to call you before we come?" I replied that I
didn't see how he would be able to do that, since our phones weren't
working. He also requested that we report future outages by email. I
asked
him, "Does YOUR email work without a telephone line?"

IDIOTS AT WORK:
I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk
noticed
I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed
me
that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed.
When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the
signature I had just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card
in
front of her. She carefully compared the signature to the one I had just
signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.

IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the
local
township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing
sign on our road. The reason: "too many deer were being hit by cars" and
he didn't want them to cross there anymore.

IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco.
She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce."
He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.

IDIOT SIGHTING #1:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee
asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"
To
which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know? "He
smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."

IDIOT SIGHTING #2:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I
was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine when she
asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals
blind
people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"

IDIOT SIGHTING #3:
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the
company due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully, "This is
fun.
We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked
at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
IDIOT SIGHTING #4 I work with an individual who plugged her power strip
back
into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system
would
not turn on.

IDIOT SIGHTING #5 (at a car dealership):
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our
car, we were told the keys had been locked in it.
We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly
to
unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I
instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
"Hey," I announced to the technician, "It's open!" To which he replied,
"I know - I already got that side."

mat6inci 41M
1 post
7/30/2005 12:58 pm

hahahaha it so funny...nice joke


nightstogether 56M

7/30/2005 1:19 pm

Always nice to have a smile during the day.

nightstogether
private-intellectual (.de)


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