Humor- Good arguments about Jesus  

HardNhorneee 52M
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7/30/2005 12:11 pm

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Humor- Good arguments about Jesus


There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
Jesus was Jewish :
1. He went into His Fathers business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his
mother was sure he was God.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut his hai! r.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs
that Jesus was a woman:

1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when
there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch
of men who just didn't get it.
3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because
there was more work for Him to do.

Amen

interested13563 53M
2557 posts
7/30/2005 3:39 pm

Funny!!!!


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