Humor- Cat story  

HardNhorneee 52M
127 posts
6/8/2005 10:55 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Humor- Cat story

A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They

turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone

line, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi

arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house.

The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house.

They don't want the cat shut in the house because "she" always

tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the

husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man

in hot pursuit.

The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be

empty.She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out

soon."He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took

so long," he says, as they drive away.

"Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a

coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a

blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her

fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

The cabdriver hit a parked car...

CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
6/8/2005 11:34 am

LOL - i loved it ! Usually you get one you heard before or havent heard in a long time. But that was great, never touched this one before. thank you- i needed that laugh

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
6/8/2005 1:13 pm


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