How women and men pray  

HardNhorneee 52M
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8/29/2005 9:44 am

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How women and men pray


FEMALE PRAYER



Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, one who's handsome, smart and strong: one who loves to listen long: One who thinks before he speaks; one who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed; when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.



Pulls out my chair and opens my door, massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, and knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, and always be my very best friend.



Amen.





MALE PRAYER



I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a fishing boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.



Amen.

HardNhorneee 52M

8/29/2005 3:52 pm

I do get a few good ones now & then. I am working on a site with jokes collected, videos & pics, email me if interested


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