Golf Joke  

HardNhorneee 52M
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8/21/2005 6:14 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Golf Joke

Toward the end of the golf course, Phil somehow managed to hit his ball
into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every
buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden . . .POOF! In a flash and puff
of smoke, a little old woman appeared.

She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you
know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for that, you won't
have any butter for your popcorn the rest of your life; better still, you
won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life..... as a matter of
fact, you won't have any butter for anything the rest of your life!"
THEN POOF!....she was gone.

After Phil got a hold of himself, he hollered for his friend, ."TONY, where are you?"
TONY yells back, "I'm over here, in the pussy willows"
Phil yells back...... "DON'T SWING, TONY!!! For the love of God, DON'T SWING!!!"

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