Georgia Jokes  

HardNhorneee 52M
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9/23/2005 11:20 am

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Georgia Jokes


How can you tell if an Georgia redneck is married? There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Georgia to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.


What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Georgia? - - - - - Documentaries.

Where was the toothbrush invented? The great state of Georgia! If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.

A Georgia State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-75 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies, "Bout whut?"


Did you hear about the $3 million Georgia State Lottery? The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.


The governor's mansion in Georgia burned down! Yep. Pert near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss, too. Both books - Poof ! Up in flames ..... and they hadn't even finished coloring one of them.


At the scene of the accident a trooper asked the Georgia driver what gear he was in at the moment of impact. He replied, "Tractor hat and camouflage hunting outfit".

Folks in Georgia now go to movies in groups of 18. They were told "17 and under are not admitted".

A Georgia man spoke frantically into the phone, 'my wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked.
"No ya dummy" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"

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