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Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch
made puts on his long johns, grabs the dog and goes to the garage to
hook up his boat to the truck and head down the road. Coming out of his
garage rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential downpour. There is
snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph.
Minutes later, he returns to the garage. He comes back into the house
and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad
weather all day long, so he puts his boat back in the garage, quietly
undresses and slips back into bed.
Here he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different
anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible."
To which she sleepily replies, "I know. Can you believe my stupid
husband is out fishing in that shit?"