FYI: Company Business trips  

HardNhorneee 52M
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8/3/2005 10:50 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

FYI: Company Business trips

Every hotel has a different system, so learn them as you move around.

A Dallas car salesman checked into a hotel on a business trip and was
a bit lonely. He was single so he got to thinking about some female
company. So, he thought he'd get one of those girls you see advertised
in phone books from one of the "escort" services. He picked a number and
dialed it.

A woman answered, "Hello?"

"Hi, I hear you do escorts and massages. I'd like you to come to my
hotel room and give me a massage. After that I want sex! In fact I
want jungle sex, wild, crazy hanging-from-the-chandelier type sex!
I’m talking kinky sex, the whole night, you name it we'll do it! Bring
all kinds of sex toys too! I don't care what they are, you can use them
on me! You can even tie me up and then cover me in whipped cream!
Now, how does that sound?", he asked.

The woman said, "Interesting sir, but for an outside line you must
press 9 first."

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