Don't eat Menudo too Fast !!!  

HardNhorneee 52M
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11/4/2005 5:53 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Don't eat Menudo too Fast !!!

Luis and Francisco were having the burrito special at their favorite
cantina, when they heard this awful choking sound. They turned to
see this viejita (old lady) a few stools down turning blue from
wolfing down some menudo too fast. Francisco said to Luis,
"What do you say Ese shall we help her?" "Well Yeah", said Luis.
Francisco got up and walked over to the viejeita and asked, "Can
you briffe (breathe)?" She shook her head que no. "Can you speak?"
She shook her head no..

With that Francisco helped her to her feet. Lifted up her skirt and licked
her butt. She was so shocked, she coughed up the piece of menudo and
began to breathe with great relief. Francisco turned to his friend Luis
and said,

"Orale ese, see that hind lick maneuver works every time!"

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