Daddy Longlegs  

HardNhorneee 52M
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10/21/2005 9:16 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Daddy Longlegs

A father was watching his daughter play in the yard, and he smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was.

Then noticed that she had stopped playing and was staring at the ground.

He went over to where she was and saw that she was looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

"They're mating," her father answered.

"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy" she asked.

"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.

"So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

"No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.

"Well, that might be ALRIGHT in California and Oregon, but we're not having any of that bullshit here in Arizona!"

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