Chet The Singing Parrot  

HardNhorneee 52M
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10/18/2005 11:02 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Chet The Singing Parrot

A few days before Christmas,
a man enters a pet store
looking for a unique gift for
his wife. The store manager
tells him he has just what
he's looking for! A beautiful
parrot named Chet that sings
Christmas carols.

He brings the husband over to a colorful
but quiet bird. The man agrees that Chet
certainly is pretty, but he doesn't seem to
be much for singing. The manager tells him
to watch as he reaches into his pocket and
pulls out a lighter.

The manager then clicks the lighter and
holds it under Chet's left foot. Immediately
Chet starts singing; "Silent Night, Holy
Night." The husband is very impressed
with Chet's singing abilities and watches as
the manager moves the lighter underneath
Chet's right foot. Chet now starts to sing
"Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way." The
husband says Chet is perfect and that he'll
take him.

The husband rushes home to his wife and
insists upon giving her this wonderful gift
immediately. He presents Chet and starts
to explain the parrot's special talent.
Demonstrating, he holds a lighter under
Chet's left foot and the bird sings "Silent
Night." He then moves the lighter under
the right foot and Chet lets loose a round
of "Jingle Bells." The wife is absolutely
impressed, and with a mischievous grin
asks her husband what happens if he holds
the lighter between Chet's legs instead.

Curious the husband moves the lighter
between the bird's legs, and the bird
begins to sing-

Chet's Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire!

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