A month later...  

HardNhorneee 52M
127 posts
9/19/2005 8:16 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

A month later...

On these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere there are:

Two Italian men and one Italian woman.
Two French men and one French woman.
Two German men and one German woman.
Two Greek men and one Greek woman.
Two British men and one British woman.
Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman.
Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
Two Vietnamese men and one Vietnamese woman.
Two Irish men and one Irish woman.
Two American men and one American woman.

One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in
the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman...

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together
in a ménage a trois

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating
visits with the German woman

The two Greek men are sleeping together and the Greek woman is
cooking and cleaning for them

The two British men are waiting for someone to introduce them to
the British woman

The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and
started swimming to another island

The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions

The two Vietnamese men have set up a pharmacy, liquor store,
restaurant, and laundry, and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their stores

The two Irish men divided the island into north and south and set up
a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it
gets somewhat foggy after a few litres of coconut whiskey. However, they're satisfied because the English aren't having any fun

The two American men are contemplating suicide, because the American woman will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, the need to find a soul-mate, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is the root cause of all her problems and why didn't they bring a damn cell phone so they could call 911 and get them all rescued off this Godforsaken deserted island in the middle of freaking nowhere so she can get her nails done and go shopping.

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