A long groaner  

HardNhorneee 52M
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8/14/2005 8:05 am

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A long groaner

Once upon a time not long ago there was a circus that had lost so much money ... that it could not afford to keep its animals anymore. Every employee was disheartened, but the lion tamer, more than others, resorted to begging and pleading - to keep just one animal. A lion! Alas the circus owner said the best he could do was a dog. So the lion tamer trained this dog to do everything the lions had done. The only thing the dog couldn't do was hold the trainers head in his mouth. In desperation or inspiration the trainer discovered that he could put his foot in the dog's mouth. And so the show went on ... for a while.

The audience loved the act; but the the stress of the cut backs had gotten the best of him and trainer became emotionally empty and needy. Thinking that applause might fill his needs, during one performance he stuck both of his feet into the dog's mouth. Unfortunately the dog gagged and bit both of his feet.

All of which goes to prove that you should not put all your legs in one Basset.

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