A christmas Story  

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8/24/2005 8:17 pm

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A christmas Story

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly
gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, " You must each
possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on. " It represents a candle, " he said.

"You may pass through the pearly gates ," Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He
shook them and said, "They're bells" . Saint Peter said, "You may pass
through the pearly gates. "

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally
pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what
do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "They're Carols".

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