25 signs you have grown up  

HardNhorneee 52M
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1/31/2006 10:53 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

25 signs you have grown up


1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator

6. You watch the Weather Channel

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook-up" and "break-up"

8. You go from 130 days of vacation to 14

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up"

10. You're the one calling the police because those fucking kids
next door won't turn down the stereo

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's
leftovers

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt

16. You take naps

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning
of
one

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely
upset,
rather
than settle, your stomach

19. You go to the drugstore for ibuprofen and antacid, not
condoms
and
pregnancy tests

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff"

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again"

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real
work

24. You drink at home to save money before going to the bar

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate
them instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"

Bonus:

26. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry ass. Then you forward it to a bunch of old friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it & do the same

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