10 thoughts to ponder for 2005  

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10/5/2005 9:19 am

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10 thoughts to ponder for 2005


Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at
which one can die.

Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see
him without an erection, make him a sandwich!

Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day;
teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for
weeks.

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for
anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble
down the stairs.

Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It
pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred
dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2005:

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got
a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

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