This joke always makes me laugh  

HardNNaughty71 45M
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6/22/2005 10:19 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

This joke always makes me laugh

I am sure you have all heard this joke before, but for some reason it always gets me. I heard it again today and it made me giggle (which is always a good thing at work).

A guy was behind a woman in the express checkout line at the supermarket. He watched as she placed the following items down for the cashier to ring up:

A half-pint of milk
A single-serving cereal
1 apple
A single-serving salad mix
A single-serving frozen pizza
1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush

He looks her over and looks over the items she is buying, then says to her "You're single, right?"

She looks at him, and says sarcastically "Gee, how did you guess that?"

He replied "Because you're fucking ugly!".

It's a stupid joke, but it always makes me laugh.

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