Starting my own business  

HardNNaughty71 46M
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6/16/2005 8:24 am

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Starting my own business

I have decided to start my own business. I don't know what my business will deal with, but I already have some office rules in place.

1. Everyone gets an office. Cubes will not exist.

2. Everyone gets a computer, mic, web cam, and shades on the door/windows in their office, along with a very comfortable couch and a very sturdy desk.

3. Everyone gets a secretary. Attractive females for the straight men and lesbian women, attractive males for the straight women and gay men, one of each for the bisexual employees.

4. No more business casual dress. M - Th will be casual days, and F will be bathing suit day. (I would say nude, but we have to leave a little something to the imagination)

5. All conference rooms will have hot tubs.

6. Along with pens, paper, staples, etc. office supplies will consist of condoms, KY, handcuffs, blindfolds, dildos, vibrators, etc.

7. The 'Las Vegas' rule will apply to the office . . . what happens in the office STAYS in the office.

Now accepting applications.

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