A few of my favorite "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey"  

HardNNaughty71 45M
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5/18/2005 9:27 am

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A few of my favorite "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey"

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

I'd rather be rich than stupid.

If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey,
free dummy.

I wish a robot would get elected president. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad.

I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway.

If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now.

I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."

DirtyLilSecret66 55F

5/18/2005 10:00 am

OMG I am laughing hysterically. I have always loved Jack Handey and if he lived next door I would be in heaven!

Thank you for reminding me ... I won't thank you though for making me almost wet my pants laughing


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