I ordered a "cheeseburger", what part didn't you understand?  

HandyMan4Orgasms 56
39 posts
7/5/2005 4:52 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

I ordered a "cheeseburger", what part didn't you understand?

Yes you read that correctly. I have been asked at least 100 times if I "want cheese on that" when ordering a cheeseburger. Not just at that Clowns place either, but it seems to be the highest percentage offender.

I (heard/read/saw/or it just popped into my brain) something about the titles not matching the contents on blogs and/or profiles, sex stories seem to get more hits on blogs etc. And of course being the smartass that I am now and always will be...

I heard the other day that cheese is like an edible toothbrush. It supposedly cleans your teeth, altho I don't recommend tossing out the toothbrush and floss just yet.

As my nephew says, "cheeeeeeeeeese, I want some cheeeeeese"

I made a cheeselog that looked like a crocodile once.

Sometimes you can use cheese for fishing.

Did that first person to eat cheese say "I'm gonna eat this milk thats hardened up some?"

Having pizza tonight. (another cheese reference)

I know a guy that drives a Cheetos truck (hey, it's kinda like cheese!)

My nephews EATS cheetos. Man what a smooth connection!

Now I'm just BEING cheesey.

Now that I have abided by the rules, regulations and safety requirements...
Sex with a chicken doesn't make it taste like froglegs!


rm_WickedFemale 62F
401 posts
7/5/2005 5:48 pm

can you say "cheese" now....~smiles at you~
what is sex with whipped cream on the top now.....ME?


HandyMan4Orgasms 56
80 posts
7/6/2005 10:41 am

Whipped cream with WickedFemale on top....Now thats the definition of sexy. Save the cheese for snacks, we'll need the energy (plus the clean teeth won't hurt either).


playfulwithyou33 56F
961 posts
7/8/2005 10:58 pm

(caught a crawfish with cheese)


HandyMan4Orgasms 56
80 posts
7/9/2005 11:46 am

Hmm and crawfish can also be used for bait...so you caught more bait! Now that's fishing my friend!


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