cru1972 Swims with the fishes...........  

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3/20/2006 9:01 pm

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3/21/2006 10:23 pm

cru1972 Swims with the fishes...........

Pisces (the fish)

February 19-- March 20

1) You are a humble person.

2) You are a very strong person

3) You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI.

4) Your ignorance is encyclopedic.

5) Pisces people smell like dead fish.

6) Pisces politicians are so dumb that they have been known to fly to Manila just to thank them for their envelopes.

7) People consider you a parasite for sore eyes.

8 ) Your brain is so small that it's amazing that you're able to place one foot in front of the other.

9) You are a humble person, because you really aren't great.

10) When the horoscope said that you were strong, it meant your body odor.

11) When you die, it will be in your own arms.

12) When people look into your eyes, they get the feeling someone else is driving.

13) You're hokey pokey and that what it's all about!

Best career moves: aquarium cleaner, barnacle scraper, sewage maintenance


(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)

3/21/2006 6:56 am

So I wonder what sign the boy bitch was born under.... A "Highway" sign I am sure that read Caution low bridge ahead...Ready


HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 3/21/2006 10:22 pm:

rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
3/21/2006 2:03 pm

    Quoting readytolay_3:
    So I wonder what sign the boy bitch was born under.... A "Highway" sign I am sure that read Caution LOW bridge ahead...Ready
He wasn't born he was shit on a fence post & hatched by the sun. LOL

HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 3/21/2006 10:23 pm:

rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
3/21/2006 2:31 pm

1 ) That's Mr. Humble to you

2 ) Yes I am strong, I can wipe the sweat from my forehead out of the crack of your ass with 1 hand.

3 ) So that's who they are, all this time I thought they were Aliens.

4 ) Have you ever heard me claim to be "The smartest peanut in the turd"?

5 )Only during winter, Ice fishing; spring, ice out; summer, boat fishing; & fall, feeding frenzy.

6 ) Isn't that all politicians?

7 ) Most ppl are just GLAD to see me go!

8 ) Cum on it's not that small thinking to myself (breath in, breath out)

9 ) No I'm goodfor nutin'

10 ) Okay Okay I get it take a shower!

11 ) Better than in your arms, RIGHT?

12 )Only b/c someone else is, Who is it right now, Chris, Matt, Zoobo?

13 ) This post is Hokey, but cute

I'll get you my pretty, And your little dog too

HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 3/21/2006 10:25 pm:
I double dog dare ya!!!

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