Why I will never drink again.............  

6876 posts
3/30/2006 1:06 am

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Why I will never drink again.............

Imagine that you go out one night to a really nice bar with your friends and have a few cocktails.

They taste good, so you have a few more and then the DJ puts on 'I Will Survive,' so you're off on the dance floor.

After an hour or so, when 'Heart of Glass' has finished, and more modern music comes on , you come back to the group for a rest and another cocktail or three

You notice a group of men standing nearby,and one of them is looking at you. You look back at him and there is tangible chemistry between the two of you.

YOU buy him a drink.

He likes a woman who is not afraid to buy a man a drink. He approaches you to chat and you get on really well.

When the time seems perfect for both of you, he leans over and kisses you.

You have never been kissed like this before, an electric kiss and a tingle shudders through your entire body and you don't want it to stop.

"I don't usually do this sort of thing," you hear yourself saying, "but I've never felt like this before.

Do you want to come back to my place?"

You wake up the next morning, and you roll out of bed, half-asleep , to go to the toilet , last night's memories slightly blurred

You look at yourself in the mirror, make an "urgh" sound. .

As you're sitting there, vivid flashes of what would seem like a night of passion flicker back into your head and you remember that you fell in love last night .

With a smile on your face , you stand up and walk back to the bedroom
and see...

(Oh my God>>>>I swear I will NEVER drink again!!!!!)

Now thats what he gets for never visiting me!


willing2tryit42 40M
1141 posts
3/30/2006 1:55 am

Thats just MEANNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 3/30/2006 7:57 am:
Hey, I was wanting him to visit! And he did! So it worked!

(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)

3/30/2006 6:06 am

Poor bastard, that will teach him ignore the Bitch....Ready


HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 3/30/2006 7:55 am:
Ya know, I tried a few pick up lines on him once!

firestarter665 42M/39F

3/30/2006 6:51 am

HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 3/30/2006 7:57 am:
Hey, I try ya know!

rm_dragonheat23 51M
1158 posts
3/30/2006 7:43 am

Poor coyote...

HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 3/30/2006 7:54 am:
Got his attention huh?

skyking412004 53M
5363 posts
3/30/2006 7:44 am

_____Sorry. My psychic sensors have been a little off. I never noticed that you had a blog. How ignorant of me. You never mentioned it in the one or two e-mails that we've sent each other on here. All you had to do was say something. I purposely don't read a lot of blogs because when you figure the time it takes to read the blog, make a comment, and read all of the comments from everybody else...that's a lot of time. That's one reason I don't enjoy reading peoples blogs who have a lot of comments. There are just too many to take the time to read. Could you imagine actually responding to forty comments individually on a day to day basis? I did try to send you an e-mail the other day to compliment you on your new picture. The system said your profile was turned off. It occurs to me now, that maybe you blocked me because you are angry. I sincerly apologize for hurting you by not visiting your blog. I didn't know you cared. Thank you for the Birthday Fuck Him. (At least you thought of me.)

HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 3/30/2006 7:54 am:
My plan worked! I got you here, Happy Belated Birthday! Are you serious about the me being angry bit? You have got to be joking there! I am so not the type for that! But I am glad you took the time to write, TY

angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
3/30/2006 8:42 am

Too funny! But it apparently worked! Good one HNB!

HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 3/30/2006 9:18 am:
I still can't believe he said he never noticed I had a blog!!!! Me!!! Never noticed!!!!

Vick_Demise 44M
2431 posts
3/30/2006 9:33 am

Well it sounds like you two might have had something nice H~n~B, if you hadn't gotten all shallow and self centered...

You can shine your shoes and wear a suit
You can comb your hair and look quite cute
You can hide your face behind a smile
One thing you can't hide
Is when you're crippled inside

HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 3/30/2006 10:19 am:
Your funny! I like the new pic!

AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
3/30/2006 7:29 pm

yeah, but who hasn't woken up next to skyking?

HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 3/31/2006 8:53 pm:
I have not woke next to him.............yet!

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