What men should never say after sex..............  

HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F
6876 posts
1/18/2006 10:15 am

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What men should never say after sex..............

1) "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."

2) "Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?"

3) "How come it's so BIG in there?"

4) "You've done this with a lotta guys before---right?"

5) "Next time I come over, don't bother with the underwear, OK?"

6) (Sniff, sniff) "Is that CAT food?"

7) (Yelling) "OK guys, it's a wrap, cut, and print it!!"

8. "You are great in bed, but your sister gives better head!"

9) "My first wife was prettier, but you can screw a lot better."

10) "Do you know what a 'douche' is ?"

11) "Maybe if you did some pushups, your boobs would grow.

12) "I want you to try some of MY deodorant."

13) "I'm not into relationships. Can't we just screw, like every Tuesday night or something?"

14) "Maybe if you lost some weight, I could get it all the way in!"

15) "I never saw a girl with hairy tits before !"

16) "I've been getting these little blisters lately-------"

17) "You wanna do those dishes before you leave ?"

18. "You should go wash that, the cabbie will think something DIED in there!"


SaucyNSassy 38F

1/18/2006 10:49 am

OMG!!!!! ROFLMAO!!! Those are hilarious! I can honestly say a man has never said any of those to me...
"Sassy"


EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
1/18/2006 10:52 am

I think they shouldn't say-well I could do much better-on a bed!Better do your best where ever you are or you won't get another try.Face it -if it wasn't good-it probably won't get better.


fantasylover_05 62M

1/18/2006 11:18 am

Very funny Hot...

I will surely remember them! Wouldn't want to make those mistakes!

LMAO!!!


rm_dragonheat23 51M
1158 posts
1/18/2006 11:23 am

I'm glad that you warned me. Those were some of my best after sex lines. (I'm kidding of course). I was busting a nut when I read them. Hilarious !


rm_curiousalias 59M
25 posts
1/18/2006 12:45 pm

19. "Do you take Mastercard?"


HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F

1/18/2006 2:12 pm

LOL, TY ALL FOR RESPONDING, I HAD A FEW MAN BASHING JOKES EARLIER, AND TO BE FARE I HAD TO PUT A FEW OF THESE IN......


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
1/18/2006 7:51 pm

there you go posting pictures of my junk again. I got to stop using that tape measure.


mackjohnny69 59M

1/18/2006 8:52 pm

would never in my wildest dreams , say any of that to a woman, who I didn't want her to cut my nuts off.

TY -- johnny


EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
1/18/2006 8:55 pm

20. What was your name?


HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F

1/18/2006 11:01 pm

AtomicArtist-- I GOTS NOTHIN BUT LOVE FOR YA BABY!!!
mackjohnny69-- WELL THATS GOOD TO HEAR...LOL


HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F

1/18/2006 11:02 pm

EyeCandy33333--- LOL, OMG I WOULD DIE FOR SURE!!!


EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
1/19/2006 8:04 am

21. Darling-did I give you my number-oh I didn't-well ok I've gotta go!


HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F

1/19/2006 10:48 pm

EyeCandy33333-- THATS KIND OF A HINT YA WON'T BE GETTING THAT AGAIN!!!


rm_dragonheat23 51M
1158 posts
1/20/2006 11:14 am

22. Wow, that's a lot better with a live girl.
23. That was great, but do you have a brother ?
24. I'm ready for round two, but can I call my mom and tell her I'm gonna be late?


HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F

1/20/2006 8:56 pm

dragonheat23 --- VERY GOOD ONES..LOL


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