WHEN I'M 100, IF I LEAN A LITTLE , LET ME !  

HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F
6876 posts
12/17/2005 7:36 pm

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WHEN I'M 100, IF I LEAN A LITTLE , LET ME !

The family wheeled grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate.

After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right.
A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left. Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase around her
waist to hold her up. A grandson who arrived late came up to grandma and said, "Hi, grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?"

Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to her grandson..."They won't let me Fart."


LustGoddess2469 50F  
2453 posts
12/17/2005 8:16 pm

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

Lusty


LordsBitedStood 64M
61 posts
12/17/2005 9:01 pm

This is just what I needed for a cold rainy winter night here in Texas. So funny and just the thing to make a dreary night seem so insignificant. Thanjs alot and hope you have a great holiday season.

PS I'll remember this and cut a hole in the seat of my wheelchair so I won't have the same problem when I get to that point in life, LMAO.

Yesterday Is History, Tomorrow a Mystery, and Today a Gift. That's why we call it The Present.


FriendlybutKinky 49M

12/17/2005 10:19 pm

Woo Hoo! Funny. Thanks for sharing.


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