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3/16/2006 12:16 pm


* I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.

* Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

* I'm bored. Let's shave my little kitty, you big lion king!

* Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome!

* God..if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!

* I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?

* You're so sexy when you're hungover.

* I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.

* Let's subscribe to Hustler.

* Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?

* Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.

* I'll be out painting the house.

* I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too.

* Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is nude sunbathing again, come see!

* I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

* No, no ... I'll take the car to have the oil changed.

* Your mother did a great job raising you.

* Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy yourself new clubs.

* I understand fully...our anniversary comes every year. You go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever.

* Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?

* Not the mall again! Come on let's go to that new strip joint!

* Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8.

* You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.

* That was a great fart! Do another one!

* I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for you...


loadeddice05 44M

3/15/2006 1:50 am

HUH!??? Well I don't drink, smoke, and for god's sake why would I hunt?? I prefer Guiness to Pabst blue ribbon if I do drink!! So MY PERFECT PET! Go grab your friend, some porn, a double sided dildo and let me see how perfect you are!!!!PFTTTTTT! Whoops! I farted!! Here pull my finger again!!LOL!!!!


3/15/2006 3:16 am

loadeddice05-- YES Dear! LMAO

d500_11_tew 30M
1 post
3/15/2006 3:43 am

how are you
send us a e-mail my addy is AdultFriendFinder

LustGoddess2469 49F  
2453 posts
3/15/2006 6:44 am

OMG - I've actually SAID some of those things!

help me


rm_assman1205 52M
16 posts
3/15/2006 9:32 am

Where can I find this woman?

rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
3/15/2006 2:39 pm

Where are they?
When are they there?
And how much are they?
I want one

zx9racer 43M

3/16/2006 8:46 am

i thought you are the perfect woman


3/16/2006 12:16 pm

zx9racer-- I wish!!! lol

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