Uncle FRANK..................  

HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F
6876 posts
3/6/2006 10:24 pm

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3/8/2006 8:57 pm

Uncle FRANK..................


It's Saturday morning. Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon.

So Bob heads back to the clubhouse and phones home.

"Hello" Says a little girl's voice. "Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says Bob.

"Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."

After a brief pause, Bob says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, Honey!"

"Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!"

"Okay, then. Here's what I want you to do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy and Uncle Frank that my car's just pulled up outside the house."

"Okay, Daddy!"

A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.

"Well, I did what you said, Daddy."

"And what happened?"

"Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming; then she tripped over the rug and fell down the front steps and she's just lying there. I think she's dead."

Oh my God! And what about Uncle Frank?"

"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on, and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. But he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and is just lying there, not moving. He may be dead, too."

There is a long pause, then Bob says, "Swimming pool? Is this 867-5309?"

H~N~B


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/6/2006 10:54 pm

LMOAO. That is so damn funny


HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F

3/7/2006 12:22 am

oldman1776-- TY, glad you liked it!

wldbil58-- TY for droppin in!


readytolay_3
(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)
105F

3/7/2006 5:57 am

ROTFLMFAO...thanks I so needed that..Ready

Ready


fun4allin2006 53M
1583 posts
3/7/2006 3:02 pm

I heard it B4 but like it everytime--It is so funny---I think back to when I was comming back home from one of my deployments. A guy I was with was going to leave the desert about a month earlier then he was scheduled, anyhow I asked him if his wife was happy to hear he was comming home early, he said he wasn't going to tell her. He was going to open the front door and say he was home and then run around to the back door and wait with a brick to knock any guys comming out the back. He never did tell me how it worked out.

FUN


MrNuttz05 49M

3/7/2006 4:40 pm

So when Aunt 'FLO' comes to visit, so does Uncle 'Frank'... Your heart is wicked...


HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F

3/7/2006 9:22 pm

fun4allin2006--THAT SOUNDS JUST LIKE MY FRIEND WHO WAS COMING HOME IN JANURARY, HE SAID HE WAS GONNA COME HOME A DAY EARLY AAND CATCH HIS WIFE! I THINK HE DID!

MrNuttz05--YOU KNOW IT BABY!


fun4allin2006 53M
1583 posts
3/8/2006 1:55 pm

Hmmm same friend maybe!!!! He came home then also.

FUN


HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F

3/8/2006 8:57 pm

LOL, to kansas?


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