The Fucking Night Before Christmas, Dammit  

HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F
6876 posts
12/19/2005 9:58 pm

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The Fucking Night Before Christmas, Dammit


'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Everybody felt shitty -- even the mouse.
Mom at the Whorehouse and Dad smoking grass;
I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ass.

When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my piece to see what the matter
Then out on the lawn I saw a big dick
I knew in a moment: it must be Saint Nick.

He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment the fat fucker fell.
He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer
And a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.

He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart
The son of a bitch blew the chimeny apart,
He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight
"Piss on you all and have a hell of a night!"

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
12/20/2005 12:08 am

lol loved ot


tmdt4u 61M

12/20/2005 7:48 am

MAKE ONE THINK OF AN ALL ELECTRIC HOME DOSN'T IT


Drecarious28 41M
1 post
12/20/2005 2:53 pm

That's fucking Hilarious!!!!


HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F

12/20/2005 10:10 pm

TY, TY, TY GUYS.....LOL


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