The Dr. Seuss Purity Test  

HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F
6876 posts
4/9/2006 3:33 am

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4/13/2006 12:46 am

The Dr. Seuss Purity Test



Have you done it on a boat?
Have you done it with a goat?

Have you done it in a bed?
Have you done it with the dead?

Have you done it in the ass?
Have you done it, high on grass?

Have you done it in the car?
Have you simply gone too far?

Have you done it on the beach?
Have you done it with the teach?

Have you done it on your back?
Have you done it strapped to a rack?

Have you done it in a box?
Have you done it with a fox?

Have you done it in a tree?
Have you done it with more than three?

Have you done it in the rain?
Have you done it for the pain?

Have you done it 'tween the tits?
Have you done it wearing mitts?

Have you done it packed in rubber?
Have you done it undercover?

Have you done it on a perch?
Have you done it in a church?

Have you done it with a virgin?
Have you done it with a sturgeon?

Have you done it with ropes and chains?
Have you done it while insane?

Have you done it on the stage?
Have you done it underage?

Have you done it with all your friends?
Have you done it in both ends?

Have you done it with your dog?
Have you done it on a log?

Have you done it under clamps?
Have you done it with the lamps?

Have you done it without style?
Have you done it up a mile?

Have you done it for all to see?
Have you ever had VD?

Have you done it on Mother's couch?
Have you done it in your mouth?

Have you done it while on tape?
Have you done it out of shape?

Have you done it on live TV?
Have you done it whilst you pee?

Have you done it in the gym?
Have you done it on a whim?

Have you done it on a dare?
Do you really think we care?

Answer these and count your "no"s,
pray this number never grows.
Fifty questions we asked thee,
score times two is thy Purity.


H~N~B


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
4/9/2006 5:22 am

7 no's so is that I'm 14*/. pure or, 86*/. naughty?


HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 4/9/2006 10:43 am:
OMG, your so bad! I need to meet you!

angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
4/9/2006 5:23 am

Are we supposed to tell our score?
I guess so....mines 74.
Tell me is this good or bad?
Should I be happy, or should I be sad?


HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 4/9/2006 10:44 am:
now that is funny!

rm_herestill 56M

4/9/2006 8:59 am

15 no's ,,a 30


HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 4/9/2006 10:45 am:
Well, Well, Well, like after the mayo thing we wouldn't know you were naughty!

HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F

4/9/2006 10:57 am

Well mine is 16---so I am 32% or 68%


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
4/9/2006 11:35 am

You seem a little conservative for me

AH JUST KIDDIN!!!!!


HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 4/9/2006 12:07 pm:
OMG for a second I was like WTF?

VATraveler1948 68M

4/9/2006 12:35 pm

I'm about half pure, 25 no's but there were also a couple of huh's because I'm not sure I understood the question.


HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 4/9/2006 12:38 pm:
which ones don't you understand and i will help you!

rm_4wolfsr 57M

4/9/2006 3:05 pm

Too cool...........16, so that 32/68.


HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 4/9/2006 5:18 pm:
NICE!

rm_yukonpaul 51M
1120 posts
4/9/2006 3:42 pm

I had 46 no's - so I am 92% pure.


HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 4/9/2006 5:18 pm:
Ok, what did ya fib on?

rm_yukonpaul 51M
1120 posts
4/9/2006 5:37 pm

OK, I retested and my score is 43 no's - 86% pure.

My yes's are:
1. in a bed
2. on my back
3. packed in rubber (condom, right?)
4. without style
5. in my mouth (oral sex, right?)
6. out of shape
7. i don't think you care

I am being completely honest!


HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 4/9/2006 6:04 pm:
KEWL, but I do care...lol

Looking4sex44240 54F

4/10/2006 10:49 pm

22 no's...44/56 I need to work on those # lol


HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 4/10/2006 11:22 pm:
Yes you do ms. pure!

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