Something for you to laugh at.................  

HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F
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3/4/2006 9:28 pm

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3/6/2006 1:07 am

Something for you to laugh at.................


There were two old men sitting on a park bench.

A blonde woman walks by. One old man says to the other one "ever sleep with a blonde?"

The other old man says "many a time. Many a time."

A brunette then walks by. The old man says to other. "Ever sleep with a brunette?"

The other old man says, "many a time. Many a time."

A redhead walks by the old man says to the other, "ever sleep with a redhead?"

The other old man says, "not a wink."


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Magic Mirror
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead and they were at a spa. They were about to leave when they noticed the most magnicent mirror near the door, trimed in gold.

"Thats a beautiful mirror!" The redhead exclaimed. The manager walked up behind them and said, "Thats not any mirror ladies. Thats a truth mirror. If you stand in front of it and say anything that is true you will get anything you want. But if you lye you get sucked into the mirror for all eternity."

The brunette went first. She stood in front of the mirror and said, "I think I'm the prettiest of us three." And she had keys to a new car in her hands.

The redhead went next. She stood in front of the mirror and said, "I think I'm the smartest of us three." And she had bags of money all around her. The blonde went last.

She said, "I think...." And was immediatly sucked into the mirror.


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A redhead went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."

The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."

The redhead replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"

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A redhead walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells, x-large condoms.

He replies, "Yes, we do, would you like to buy some?"

She replies, "No sir, but if you don't mind I'd like to hang out here until someone does."

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Minor Infraction
These three underage girls (blonde, brunette and redhead) walk into a bar.

A cop walks in and recongizes them and knows they were all underage. As he approached the girls, they all bolted.

They ran into an alley where there were three trash bags. With the cop coming, they quickly hid in the bags. The officer comes looking and kicks the first bag (where the brunette was) and she says "meow" and the officer says "oh it's just a stupid cat".

Then he kicks the next bag (where the redhead girl was) and she says "woof woof" and the officer says "it's only a stupid alley dog".

Then he kicks the last bag (where the blonde is hiding) and she says "potato's potato's."

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Q: Why aren't there any more redhead jokes?
A: Someone told them to a redhead.


H~N~B


enticemepleeze 59M
4 posts
3/5/2006 8:16 am

loved the jokes .....but have to admit that red-heads seem to be the most sensuous and passionate of all God's (woman) creations : ))))))))))


HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F

3/5/2006 10:45 am

enticemepleeze--- Cause we are cray!!!


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