Some Funny Shit................  

HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F
6876 posts
2/16/2006 10:23 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Some Funny Shit................

A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions).

The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." The man packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the instructions carefully."

The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do:

1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
4. Crawl into bed and position the frog in place.

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store." So, the girl calls the pet store.

The man says, "I had some complaints earlier today. I'll be right over." Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The girl welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there."

The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"

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A lady called her gynecologist, and asked for an "emergency" appointment. The receptionist said to come right in. She rushed to the office, and was ushered right into an examination room. The doctor came into the exam room and asked about her problem.

She was very shy about her emergency problem, and asked the gynecologist to please examine her vagina.

So the doctor started to examine her. He stuck up his head after completing his examination. "I'm sorry, Miss," he said, "but removing that vibrator is going to involve a very lengthy , delicate and expensive surgical operation."

"I'm not sure I can afford it," sighed the young woman. "But while I am here could you just replace the batteries? "

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Redneck Babies........
"You've just had your twelvth baby miss. What are you going to name this one?"

"Phil"

"But you named the last eleven phil"

"Yeah its great. I say phil go clean the room, they all go clean their room. I say phil come for dinner, they all come for dinner."

"But what if you only want one of them?"

"Oh! Then I call them by thier last name."

H~N~B HOTNBOTHERED0414


Tala4u2 53M  
2957 posts
2/16/2006 10:56 pm

I think I might start collecting frogs for a hobby

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F

2/16/2006 11:41 pm

Tala4u2-- YA PERV.......


urbigO1stnlast 64M

2/17/2006 12:42 am


BigSexxxy693 45M
1230 posts
2/17/2006 3:31 pm

Hey there H~N~B I haven't been on for a little bit...but I can always count on you when I do for some great laughs!!!......These are sooo damned funny.....Have a great day!!!

Da Big Fella


hotcold33 50M

2/17/2006 5:05 pm

It made me laugh it was good tanks for the tip
have a nice day H-N-B


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