Men are like...............  

6876 posts
1/17/2006 10:50 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Men are like...............

They only show up when there's food on the table.

....Bike Helmets
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly

...Parking spots
The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.

.....Lava Lamps
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

.....Bank accounts
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest

....Mini skirts
If you are not careful they'll creep up your legs.

They older they get, the less firm they are.

The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.

.....Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.

You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

.....Curling irons.
They're always hot and in your hair.

.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.

.....High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

.....Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

They irritate the crap out of you.

They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

They're always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.

They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.

They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.

Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

SaucyNSassy 39F

1/17/2006 11:57 pm

LMAO! Funny Blog Idea!
The best part is your pic... "Men are on this planet because vibrators cant buy drinks!" thats great! Now, I just need a vibe...



1/17/2006 11:59 pm

Dreamseeker1971--- LOL can't hide anything from you

methodman1000 39M
1775 posts
1/18/2006 6:46 am

awwww its not fair-but you still got MAD love for men.......


1/18/2006 9:58 am

methodman1000-- I love MY men!!!!!
SaucyNSassy--Well ty, I always think ya have to have a good pic to go with the

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