I heard the funniest thing today...................  

HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F
6876 posts
1/24/2006 10:19 pm

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3/25/2006 12:50 am

I heard the funniest thing today...................

I have heard that I am uneducated.
That is some funny ass shit.
And it came from some backwoods,fat hillbilly bitch,who prides herself on being friends with a fat,hairy backed,knuckled draggin bald motherfucker who parades around in lil bikinis.

But lets talk about the uneducated part.
HHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
I graduated highschool at the age of 16, not dropped out,I got the whole cap and gown shit,at 16.
I am a certified nurses aid.
I am a certified medication aid.
I am a certified mental health tech.
I am a certified counciler.
I am a certified activities director.
I am certified in nursing home social services.
I have my CPR.
I have my FIRST RESPONDERS.
I raised 4 children on my own while going to college.With out the help of welfare or child support.
I went back to college and got my first two semesters out of the way for ASSISTED LIVING ADMINISTRATION.
I have supported myself since the age of 15.
I can lift a 250 pound man,wipe his shitty ass, sit down and eat a freakin sandwich, and after all that not lose my lunch til I got home and seen your nasty pussy pictures the bald bikini boy posted.
Now BITCH, ya better know before you blow!!!!
And if your feelin real froggy and ya wanna jump, just let this bitch know, and I will for sure send ya my address and you and the fat assed, hairy backed, knuckle draggin, bikini boy can come to the sunny state of KANSAS, and I will show ya a lil bit of my hospitality..

H~N~B HOTNBOTHERED0414


HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F

1/24/2006 10:30 pm

And to all my "FRIENDS" I have to say I am sorry to you for littering my blog with this post. What can I say? I can't bite my tongue all the time. I again say I am sorry to my friends for the trash.


rm_cockmerollme 45F
1223 posts
1/24/2006 11:45 pm

Wow! Remind me to never piss you off!

LET'S GO METS!!!


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
1/24/2006 11:47 pm

soooo....you can lift a 250lb man, wipe his ass...then eat a sandwich, eh? That's hot!! That should be a triathalon event!

um...is it considered cheating if the guy only weighs 180lbs? Just wondering.


HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F

1/24/2006 11:57 pm

cockmerollme-- Nah, it takes alot to piss me off normally.

AtomicArtist-- Depends, Are ya clothed or unclothed? And are ya expecting me to wipe yer ass?


Green_Tea_Boy 49M
1064 posts
1/25/2006 2:08 am

yep...think she might have got the message HNB ..lol... unless she has a learning disability.. which appears from your description appears likely


HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F

1/25/2006 11:22 am

Green_Tea_Boy-- Forrest Gump aint got shit on this girl....lol


rm_dragonheat23 51M
1158 posts
1/25/2006 12:20 pm

Anybody who reads your blog without running their finger along the screen as they do it can tell that you are a smart, fiesty lady. If I ever needed it, I would hope that I get someone just like you to wipe my ass. You needn't be appologetic, you said what needed sayin'.


HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F

1/25/2006 9:26 pm

dragonheat23-- TY DARLIN Dreamseeker1971-- YES, YES I DO AND HE IS VISITING ME DAILY!


pickthisguy11 36M
79 posts
1/25/2006 9:39 pm

Don't apologize, this was one of the most entertaining posts I have read in a while.


HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F

1/25/2006 10:57 pm

pickthisguy11-- I do my best work angry...lol


GB_Cple 66M/55F  
3037 posts
1/26/2006 12:41 am

Nice to see that you have been "Certified" lol


HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F

1/26/2006 7:59 am

I left out I am certified in sarcasm, smartassism,and don't give a fuckism.


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
1/26/2006 12:45 pm

yes...I would be naked and yes, you'd have to wipe my ass. otherwise it wouldn't be a triathalon. It would just be you throwing me around while eating a sandwich.


mrrdking 59M

1/26/2006 8:38 pm

That's my girl!! You tell em baby.


HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F

1/26/2006 11:42 pm

mrrdking-- You know me BIG DADDY!!!! You like it when I get all worked up and use my mouth....lol


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