Horrorscope....................  

HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F
6876 posts
3/20/2006 1:35 am

Last Read:
3/21/2006 10:27 pm

Horrorscope....................

Aries (the ram)

March 21st -- April 19th

1) You have an intelligent and creative mind.

2) You have artistic ability.

3) You are like fresh mountain spring water: cold, transparent, and tasteless.

4) You like to beat your head against the wall because it feels good when it stops.

5) You haven't an enemy in the world, but all your friends hate you.

6) People need what only you can provide: your absence.

7) Some people are wise. You are otherwise.

8 ) I said you had an intelligent and creative mind, but its the intelligence of a goat and the creativeness of a clam.

9) Your entire artistic ability is in twisting balloons into shapes that look like animal genitals.

10) If idiots could fly, you'd be an airport.

11) You're so shallow that when you wear extravagant clothes, people feel sorry for the clothes.

12) People like you are the reason other people need medication.

13) There's nothing wrong with you that death won't cure.

Best career moves: sausage packer, car test dummy, live punching bag


H~N~B


firestarter665 42M/39F

3/20/2006 4:32 am

Oh boy, my husband won't like to hear this one. LOL His birthday is April 5th. Sorry hubby!


HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 3/20/2006 8:59 am:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

readytolay_3
(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)
105F

3/20/2006 5:23 am

WooHoo...Your on top of you game today...LUV IT...Oh If you hadn't noticed A_F_F rejected my photo..WTF...??? So of course I uploaded it again..let the battle of wills begin....shit for brains motherfuckers...Ready

Ready


HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 3/20/2006 9:00 am:
AND KEEP DOING IT TIL IT POST, AND WHEN THEY SEND YOU AN E-MAIL SEND THEM A REPLY!

angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
3/20/2006 6:37 am

Too funny! I'm passing this on to some Aries friends of mine! Have a great day HNB!


HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 3/20/2006 9:01 am:
YEAH, LETS SEE IF MRRDKING LIKES IT WHEN HE SEES IT, HE IS AN AIRIES TOO.

TTigerAtty 62M

3/20/2006 8:54 am

Wow, this was a horrorscope! Can't wait to see what is on the list for Scorpio!


HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 3/20/2006 8:44 pm:
lol, ok babe! scorpio it is

rm_Lance_Elliot 46M

3/20/2006 8:58 am

This is very funny! And your eyes are gorgeous!!


HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 3/20/2006 8:45 pm:
TY!

mycin62 54F

3/21/2006 6:58 pm

LMAO, great b-day, btw!!!


HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 3/21/2006 10:28 pm:
You know it!

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