HOW TO TELL IF YOU'RE A SECRET REDNECK JEDI  

HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F
6876 posts
3/4/2006 9:46 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

HOW TO TELL IF YOU'RE A SECRET REDNECK JEDI

If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."

If you ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

Wookiees are offended by your B.O.

You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.

You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.

You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."

H~N~B


loadeddice05 44M

3/4/2006 11:12 pm

I appreciate this attempt at humor but STAR WARS must never be made fun of!!!EVER! Jeff Foxworthy's tired redneck act and STAR WARS do not mix!!!!! Please I have been offended and you must apologize!!!!....... Well I'm waiting?? LOL! Anyways! really though! Make fun of Star Trek thats really some retarded shit! Although I like Will Shattner?
Now! I must send my JEDI robes to the dry cleaners, so think about what I said!
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!!!!


HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F

3/5/2006 10:48 am

loadeddice05-- Come on, ya know Star Wars is nothin but REDNECK!!!! No one knows who their daddy is! LMAO
And Jeff Foxworthy is a GOD!!! You will burn in hell for saying anything about Jeff!!!!! LMAO


loadeddice05 44M

3/5/2006 12:44 pm

Yes many "folk" born in Kansas DO NOT KNOW WHO THEIR FATHER IS! Here in Cali Mr Foxworthy is as silly as marrying your sister!
God loves me! And unfortunately loves you as well! Sigh! Anyways! I'm still waiting for an apology! 2 In fact now!
Cowgirl up!!!!


HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F

3/5/2006 3:56 pm

loadeddice05--- Sorry to say, but you have Kansas mixed up with Arkansas, But I will fogive you! And one thing everyone knows about me, I apologize for nothing that comes from my mouth, and I type onto my blog!
Did ya notice that? I said MY blog, see how that works? I type what I want, and if ya like it or not, bugger off, cause it is MY blog!!!!
MINE,MINE,MINE!!!!!
OOOOOOOOO btw, not a cowgirl!


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