Celebrity Virus ...................  

HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F
6876 posts
12/17/2005 7:40 pm

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Celebrity Virus ...................

The following is a list of recently discovered new computer viruses:

The AL GORE Virus
(Causes your computer to just keep counting and counting)

The CLINTON Virus
(Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO memory)

The BOB DOLE (aka: VIAGRA) virus
(Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy)

The LEWINSKY virus
(Sucks all the memory out of your computer,
then Emails everyone about what it did)

The RONALD REAGAN virus
(Saves your data, but forgets
where it is stored)

The MIKE TYSON virus
(Quits after two bytes)

The JACK KEVORKIAN virus
(Deletes all old files)

The ELLEN DEGENERES virus
(Disks can no longer be inserted)

The PROZAC virus
(Totally screws up your RAM,
but your processor doesn't care)

The JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus
(Only attacks minor files)

The ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus
(Terminates some files and leaves,
but will be back)

The LORENA BOBBITT virus
(Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy,
then discards it through Windows)


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
12/17/2005 11:48 pm

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HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F

12/18/2005 1:24 am

WELL TY ATOMICARTIST, IMA GONNA CHECK YOURS OUT!


tmdt4u 61M

12/18/2005 9:26 am

Oh my god child we need to get you some sleep, your going out of your brain .Please let me know what I possably can do to help you


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