A funny.........  

HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F
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4/7/2006 10:50 pm

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4/8/2006 4:25 pm

A funny.........


Two old ladies were sitting outside thier nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it started to rain.
One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, and puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Maude: What the hell is that?

Mabel: It is a condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Maude: Where did you get it?

Mabel: You can get them at the drug store.

The next day Maude hobbles herself into the local drug store and announces to the pharmacist that she would like a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely, (she is after all over 80), But very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

Maude: Doesn't matter sonny, as long as it can fit on a Camel.

H~N~B


wildoats19622 54M
3483 posts
4/8/2006 12:02 am

You hit a lucky strike on that one LOL!

Wild

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HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 4/8/2006 7:45 am:

rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
4/8/2006 12:44 am


HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 4/8/2006 7:45 am:

skyking412004 53M
5363 posts
4/8/2006 5:46 am

_____I sound really ridiculous when I laugh loudly by myself.


HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 4/8/2006 7:45 am:
SO DO I! GLAD I MADE YA LAUGH.

readytolay_3
(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)
105F

4/8/2006 6:33 am

damn it's to early for this I just spilled my coffee..good one though...Ready

Ready


HOTNBOTHERED0414 replies on 4/8/2006 7:45 am:
I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK!

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