Don't do this when we date!  

12 posts
8/10/2005 7:47 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Don't do this when we date!

Look Friends,

We are all adults here, so I know none of you will be offended when I tell you, on our date don't:
1. Pick me up in your dirty ass work truck!
2. Forget to bathe!
3. Dress in your dirty ass work clothes!
4. Expect to screw if your breath smells like sewage!
5. Expect me to want to screw when you've lied about yourself online!
6. Think just because you paid you get to get laid!
7. Think I'm going to let you pick me up at my house!
8. Try to take me to your house 55 miles away! (I met you in public for a reason)
9. Be disrepectful because I'm not what you imagined!
10. Try to ambush date! (having another person we didn't discuss on the date with us)

If we follow these rules, we should be fine, otherwise, we might run into some difficulties, so please feel free to use these rules and pass them around, okay?

Become a member to create a blog