Toe Nail Clippings do not Make Good Appetizers  

GuitarLord 45M
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6/7/2005 1:57 am

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Toe Nail Clippings do not Make Good Appetizers

TOE NAIL CLIPPINGS DO NOT MAKE GOOD APPETIZERS

Yep today the world's greatest blogger was born today to cleanse the world of it's sins. Heck I am just going to drink some rubbing alchol and get some hookers. I think maybe three of them to start. I got a hold of that 4 hour hard on pill. So I will be getting down to some hardcore hooker action.Yes sir then I will go help out at a homeless shelter. I will take the homeless out for some burritos and ex lax. My wife is amish so I will be out doing her slutty sisters while she is home knitting me a sweater and cooking pot pies. Hell yes I am going to party. I will be making my special enchiladas of tooth paste, and metamucil. Topped with chocolate sprinkles. Hell yes come on down to Rock Island and we will have a moon light cariage ride while I tell you tales of old medievil times as written by mel gibson and we will listen to some mozart or that really kick ass sound track to the last samaari by tom croose. boy oh boy can't wait to open my presents. can't wait to fonndle strippers. Strippers love me cuz they luv celeberties like your hero.The worlds greatest bloogger lord of the new galatic empire GuitarLord next prime minister of the world. Saints be praised for a blogger was born forth to annoy the world with burritos, baby. Yea.



DirtyLilSecret66 55F

6/7/2005 5:00 am

I framed my fingernail clippings from 10 years ago. They asked to hang it in the Putnam but I told them no, not unless they put them in the kids part ... I wanted it to be a hands-on experience for all those lil nailbiters.

"Lil"


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