Searching for love to fill my heart.  

GuitarLord 45M
93 posts
6/3/2005 12:13 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Searching for love to fill my heart.

Ha! I lied I am only looking for some hot MILF who will come over when my wife is not around. She can cook me pot pies and get me beer because I am the most important person on this idiotic site or any other. She should be able to keep her mouth shut cuz I can't have my wife finding out. My wife is an important hebrew back in hollywood and well she could mess things up for me with my latest sit com I have coming out this fall. It is called "Mr. wounder farts wounderful fart machine". It is a "family" type of show filled with plenty of chicken fingers. So come on over you hot MILFS and you could clean my house a bit since your are probally good at plenty of domestic duties. Also you should be able to lift at least 50 pounds cuz you have to move my guitar amps around too cuz I am really lazy. You dig. Sweet. So reply to GuitarLord cuz I truely am a sensitive guy who would love nothing more than my bathroom cleaned. So rock on hotties. Also don't reply if you are one of those poem writing chicks cuz all they want to do is watch re-runs of Friends and Seabiscuit then they want to talk about feelings and such. Also they get real mad if you tell them that you are married. So only MILFS apply cuz I know you girls are bad and I will not tell your husbands how I rocked your world. Also I have a cooler filled with some Ranch Dressing. Sounds good don't it.

DirtyLilSecret66 55F

6/4/2005 1:26 pm

Hidden Valley Ranch dressing, or that generic crap? 'Cause if it's generic count me out.

Otherwise, I'll move your amps for ya - right over to my house.

Oh and you gotta have "Strangeland" for me to watch - gotta love those psychotic internet stalkers. Rock On Dee Snyder!


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