In the shower  

GuitarLord 45M
93 posts
5/19/2005 12:15 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

In the shower

After a month of hard living. I hit the ol' mallmart and the hygene isle. Got a hold of some axxe,mousse,and stridexx zit stuff. I made it home and headed for the shower. Grabed my favorite porno mag. and walked on down the hall.Then all of a sudden the "keyboard" player in the rush tribute band I was in called.He said he wanted us to play "love crazy"by mild-T and the spirit. So I said "I pity the fool who don't wanna play no Ratts". I suggested the song"back for more(chili dogs)". He got mad,and I said he was a nerd.He hung up.I got in the shower and had a brilliant idea of taking some nude photos with my new digital camera.But I was so hi** off the fumes from new bottle of axxe,so I slipped on some mousse and cracked my head open.I took photos of all the blood coming out of the wound in my head and sent them to a crazed wierdo but the a.f.f. will have to wait on some sexy photos of me in my shower and my camera.Guitar lord reporting from the emergency room at silvis illinois who recieved the "I like this town" award from our fair govenor mr.blackovich from the wonderful town of chicago.Home of very big chili dogs....!!..??

1MetalSlut666 44F
27 posts
6/3/2005 12:38 am

Hey GuitarLord! What you need is ME in your shower with you! I can wash you all over your wet-hot sexXxy naked body and hold you up by your manly protrusion so that you don't crack open your head next time - hee hee hee!

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