Farts, a perfect start to your day.  

GuitarLord 45M
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6/3/2005 2:51 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Farts, a perfect start to your day.

Oh farty fart fart.
Why ever so smelly?
Always smelly but never smart.
Forever stinky like Nelly.
Woe is me when I have no luck.
I seek some beans.
To fill my truck.
The stink fills the night air with screams.
Then I go and punch Chuck.
Woe is my ass, full of noxious gas.
I clear out the whole class.
Cuz why? I don't Giv a F***.

Vader Reactionary Beat poet of the Ghetto.

GuitarLord managing editor,human rights activist,and international playboy with a p.h.d. in making a woman feel awesome.

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