Dave Mathews Has no ability to Rock.  

GuitarLord 45M
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6/3/2005 12:51 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Dave Mathews Has no ability to Rock.

I was getting drunk at this wine bar in Cinncinatti. When this idiot tries to tell me about his great idea about starting a Dave Mathews tribute band. I immediatley declared that his idea was sorry to say but a little bit gay. He said no, you can pick up all kinds of girls at a gig playing some D.M. cuts. I said "judging by your choice of footwear i.e. the sandles you are wearing you are obviously gay" and "your idea reeks of butt sex". He said I was being negative and I needed to grow up and hang out with decient women. So I slammed my drink of pure vodka down and said "decient women is the reason this country is headed down the sewer"."I play in a Disturbed tribute band cuz the only broads I like are tattoo pierced freaks who like a little bondage on a sunday morning followed by some inspiring pill popping to religous programing". I told him dave mathews type chicks only like sex when they are in touch with there feelings or just watched some Collin Farrel movie about horses eating choclate cups on a dew drenched morning. So I said you are gay cuz I waist my time only on trashy girls who like to put out . you catch my drift.GuitarLord reporting.




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