City of Burger  

GuitarLord 45M
93 posts
5/5/2005 1:58 am

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City of Burger

Hello welcome to the city of burger,Rock Island Illinois a place of lincoln..R.I. is next to moline which is also by the beatiful town of silvis.It is the home of corn dogs and fine wood grain alchol.Or town flag is of a large twinkie on choclate colored field.We celebrate cheese stuffing day where each citizen stuffs as much cheeese in there mouths and then wash it down with rusty Oneilly"s special salsa.Then the first person to cut the most violent and loudest fart is awarded a gift certificate to the local wallmart to purchase a fine assortment of liscence plate plastic frames. you know the kind with the chains or barb wire. anyway we also celebrate christmas too but we go around beating up monks when they cross our path cuz we believes that jesus was a wwf wrestler in ancient times.Also we have a 5 story bridge that goes to no where.Really we do. I ask where it goes but know one knows.I think it leeeds to middle earth and frodo is partying with quinten tarintino at a elven strip bar.where they play iggy pop all night long.any way i bet our town sucks more than yours.we don't even have internet i write to you via my illegal sattelite link i spliced into the disney satelite where i will begin regular broadcasts of here's my enema a new sitcom about urban life with a saucy grandma ho has a bad case of the nags.guitar lord reporting in bettendorf cuz i got lost now i thinks i headed to wallmart now.

man4nooners1 46M
155 posts
5/6/2005 12:56 am

This might just be the best blog on the site. Please don't lose the misspellings. It makes this your own language. Let the spell-check police walk in front of a bus. Jello Biafra at the white house is satire most won't comprehend here(although he hasn't fronted the DKs for what, 18 years?) Anyway, if Hunter S Thompson is rolling over in his grave, its to look at the screen to see this blog.

DirtyLilSecret66 55F

5/11/2005 6:10 am

You wanna talk about nowhere towns, follow Rt 67 south of Milan, take a few country turns and look for a little town (I think it qualifies as a town) called Swedona. Yeah, I got lost there. Or how about Ulah, over southeast of Cambridge? Yeah all of 8 houses and a grain elevator. Now THAT is nowhere towns. How do I know of these? I plead the 5th.


MetalSlut1666 44F

5/12/2005 1:07 am

It's all true!!!!!! Every word!!!!!! I know, because I live with Frodo Baggins! Oh! Great, all knowing GuitarLord! Lead us all to the promised land - your bedroom! I'll "worship" at your altar any time - hee hee hee!!!!!!

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