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"Violating Guidelines" on Adult FriendFinder...Guilty
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Feb 19, 2012 3:40 am
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Good Morning, Ladies and Gentleman, (and the rest of you).....please help me understand something, please.
My Profile here was deactivated for about 10 minutes (I was online and quickly resolved it). Now for the fun part, I was told it was deactivated for "Violating Guidelines". Of course much like the Motion Picture Association of American, THEY can't tell you exaxtly what is "violating" because that would be a violation of MY freedom of speech and I could sue them and never have to work again.
So my profile is removed and I am left to figure out why...I make one change and instantly my profile was approved and back online...just as it was approved once before and had sat here in cyberland without an issue...hmmm.
Are you ready for the vile thing contained in my profile that was so bad Adult FriendFinder shut me down....
"HOPELESS ROMANTIC - SEEKS FILTHY WHORE"
That's been my Intro on here since day one, and YOU were expecting something about kicking puppies or kids or necrophilia (FYI, I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac).
You can post naked pictures, homemade porn, talk about your wet pussy, throbbing cocks, and wanting to be stuffed like a turkey.....but don't say the "W" word..........fucking Nazis.
I have since changed my intro back to said offensive item (pending approval)
...All I can figure was somebody complained....and if that's the case and it's that easy to get an account taken down...I'm gonna start complaining about all the ugly people on here....
"I'm sorry but your picture offends me."
"Your cock is too large and makes me feel inferior, that offends me."
"You pussy is a little too tore up for me and that offends me."
"Your tits are too small.."
"Your tits are too big..."
Where do you draw the line? Has anyone else been "shut down" on here? Share your stories...let me know I'm not alone in this situation.
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A note on male short comings (no pun intended)
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Feb 6, 2012 2:15 pm
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First off this is a reposting of a comment I made on a friend's blog Lady Unlaced was asking why do men insist on "mastering" oral sex to make up for real or preceived short comings in the departments of size and stamina...to which I replied:
Wow...I indeed am guilty as charged...but have learned a few things in my new singledom...
Yes it's small...to quote Gilbert Godfrey "If it was any smaller, I'd have a vagina." But the truth is I'm not THAT small...why do guys go to both extremes? Ladies when is the last time you heard a guy say "my dick's average", or "my cock is an acceptable size"?
Answer: NEVER.
It's one extreme or the other, I'm hung like a three year old, or My cock rides shotgun.
Not sure why guys brag about monster cocks....I guess I would too if I looked like Tommy Lee. But small cocks, that one is easy, two reasons Number One: "Smoke And Mirrors" ... if someone tells you, "I got ya a MP3 player." Instantly you expect you are getting a $19.99 clearence shelf Sanza, but when you unwrap a high end Ipod, you feel like you just won the lottery.
Number Two: and this is my reason; Self-Abuse, call it insecurity, low self-esteem, whatever, this guy is packing heat and needs a dominate woman but hasn't found a woman that can do it to his standards yet...so to make up the difference he plays mental mistress to himself....
On a side note Stamina...I have FINALLY developed stamina and it SUCKS...it sucks up one side and down the other and six ways til sunset...I actually at times get "in my zone" and can't cum....oh I stay hard...but will not come, usually cause I am out of shape and smoke...I need that "20 minute recharge" just to catch my breath. And woman that say they want a guy to last "All Night Long" bullshit, you and I BOTH know that 6 hours of Non-stop sex doesn't sound fun...it sounds like a bladder infection.
But I love oral had a great set of teachers...but even THAT isn't a sure thing....everyone is different...some women love lots of clit play, some hate it...some guys dig nice sensual clean blow jobs, I on the other hand like dirty, rough, sloppy blow jobs....angry ones, I want you to suck it like you're mad at it...like it just punched your Mom in the face.
Wow, sorry got carried away...
GRUMPY...OUT!
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Good Night Kiss From Hell
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Feb 5, 2012 4:15 pm
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I thought long and hard about just how I would transition back into single life. Ladies and Gentleman (and the rest of you) I had a plan. It was air tight, watertight, infallible, and otherwise idiot proof. Yeah, that shit went out the window REAL quick....
A co-worker of mine approached me near the end of my shift:
"Grumpy, we need to talk."
"What's up?"
"This friend of mine saw you a couple weeks ago, and has been blowing my phone up ever since, because she wants to meet you. She is really cute, blonde, skinny, sweet...she wants me to give you her number."
Now any normal person at this point would start the getting to know you calls...negative. Grumpy's says, if this girl is interested enough to bug a friend for a couple weeks, then I will meet her...
So Mr. Impulsive me calls her up and says meet me at Applebee's in an hour. That's right, no thought no planning...75 minutes after discovering a women had "interest" in me, we are sitting across from each other having dinner. Two hours later, I walk her to her car, we hug, we kiss, we walk away....The End.
If it was only that easy...
Nice girl, cute girl, mmmm ok kisser, little too much talk about ex's...OVERALL IMPRESSION: POTENTIAL.
The next morning: 7am Text from her: "WOW, I really like you xoxoxo."
8am: "I need to see you now."
830: "I miss your sexy voice, call me."
9am: "are you thinking about me, I can't stop thinking about you."
10am: "Do you believe in love at first sight? I do now..."
I send her a text finally: "Don't have time for this, I'm at work."
Her reply: "Sorry baby, have a great day, Love you."
12 fucking hours, really, Really, REALLY....really.
So my first blind date turned into my first stage five clinger...
Amazing, 3 months everyday....FINALLY she listened enough to stop.
So when is a kiss more that a kiss? Is a kiss "too much" for some people?
What is the proper method for getting rid of a clinger? I would love to hear what your experiences have been....
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Proper introductions
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Feb 5, 2012 12:22 pm
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For 14 years I devoted my life to one women. Mind, Body, and Soul. When our marriage ended I vowed to discover my new self, embrace it, and explore the wonderful new world out there.
Boy was that a mistake, but then I realized, who cares. Isn't that what life is, a series of mistakes...
With every mistake you (hopefully) learn a new lesson. Every mistake is something new you have tried, but more importantly you're doing something.
The words that follow are the series of mistakes I have made in my transition back to the single world...
After 14 years I knew dating would be differant but, really...really...really?
How about you? How did you adjust to the shift to single life after an extended relationship? Is it really THAT bad?
I say all that and worse...
More to come stay tuned...
Grumpy...OUT
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